Pinterest Button

Magazine: News

Not the best rapper alive

Hip-hop, mix tapes and a subjective view as to why Lil Wayne sucks

39 Comments

By Jon Miles

Posted Aug 10, 2011

Music tends to be a hot-button issue for many people. You would be hard pressed to find anyone who doesn’t love music and defend his or her love vehemently. Of course, music, like all art, is subjective, and different people have different tastes.

With that in mind, I know what I am going to say next is going to ruffle some feathers: Lil Wayne is not, as he so often claims, the best rapper alive. In fact, Lil Wayne sucks.

Sure, he’s got some catchy singles, he records and sells tons of albums and he seems to have an almost ubiquitous presence on the airwaves — spend 10 minutes in any club and you’re bound to hear his trademark rasp. But that’s not what hip-hop, and, especially rapping, is about.

MCing can be broken down into three components: lyrical content, rhythm and flow, and delivery. Weezy’s delivery — his vocal presence on a record — is unmistakable and is his best trait, but his flow is lazy. This, though, comes as no surprise from a dude who uses codeine as a mixer and burns more trees than California. My main problem with Lil Wayne is his lyrical content. It is, for the most part, nonsensical garbage. After “Tha Carter II” — arguably his best album — dropped in 2006, he had to stave of accusations of ghostwriting. There is a notable drop-off in his content thereafter. On “Dr. Carter,” from “Tha Carter III,” he raps: “Swagger tighter than a yeast infection/Fly go hard like geese erection.” I’ll let you try to figure out what the f*ck that means, and he drops rhymes like this all the time.

Weezy fans often point to his huge body of work — the mix tapes he seems to drop weekly, in particular — and say that the rap game just comes so easily to him, and that obviously makes him great. That is utter nonsense. The truth is nearly every rapper in the game is releasing mix tapes left and right. They’re easy to do, requiring little production because all they have to do is take someone else‘s beat, remove the vocal track and lay down their own.

Unlike Lil Wayne, however, most of these emcees aren’t producing absolute sh*t. Take one of Lupe Fiasco’s 15 or so mix tapes for example: on “Enemy of the State: A Love Story,” Lupe actually uses Weezy’s track, “Fireman” (from “Tha Carter II”), and, in my humble opinion, completely murders it — even calling out Wayne with a backhanded shout out in one verse. So the fact that Lil Wayne is constantly releasing tracks does not make him great; all he’s doing is spending a lot of time in the booth, spewing the verbal equivalent of diarrhea.

Anytime the subject of the greatest rappers ever is broached, the roster of MCs that will show up every time looks something like this: Eminem, LL Cool J, Ice Cube, KRS-One, Nas, Jay-Z, Rakim and of course, The Notorious B.I.G. and Tupac. The fact that Weezy openly calls himself the best rapper alive is downright laughable, seeing as everyone from that list but Biggie and Tupac are still alive and kickin’ it.

Selling a million records does not make Lil Wayne great, not when he’s rapping about goose boners. It just means his name is hot. His game, however, most definitely is not.

Comments

Annie P @ 08/10/2011 12:42 pm

Totally respect your opinion! But I still LOVE UM! Without him we would never know Nicki Minaj, Drake and many other artists!

jj @ 08/10/2011 12:59 pm

man shut the fuck up, you a dumb ass.

WEEZYFOREVA @ 08/10/2011 06:28 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChS3B3KPmHw http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YXXAuBy2UQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Tk1n6kukNk&feature=related What else can i saaay !??!

stress92 @ 08/10/2011 08:27 pm

Whether or not Lil Wayne sucks remains to be seen, once Tha Carter IV drops we'll know for sure. In the meantime, check out this dope jazz cover of Lil Wayne's smash "How To Love." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9ZKgXKyuvw

Matt @ 08/10/2011 09:02 pm

Easily our generations most engaging, LYRICALLY TALENTED, entertaining artist and you're going to try and sit here for the sake of controversy and write this horrible review? Lame. Actually, pathetic. Keep listening to Lupe Fiasco, Jon. He is the best rapper alive, and you're just a lonely hater trying to stir the pot. Sweet.

Young_Mulla @ 08/10/2011 11:06 pm

Ok this review is bullshit. Obviously you dont listen to weezy enough or you would respect the man. lil waynes lyrics are tighter than a yeast infection. and just so your brain dead ass knows what he is talking about in the sentence was this. "Swagger tighter than a yest infection." That shouldnt need to be described, but a yeast infection makes a pussy tight. "Fly go hard like geese erection." Erection means to go up, geese fly, aka he is flying up, like an erection. And also you say lil waynes lyrics have sucked since carter II, but on that very same song did you happen to catch the one verse where wayne drops this little verse? "arthritis in my hand from writing. But i'ma docter they don't understand my writing. So i stop writing." and that line right there describes why people dont like lil wayne because a lot people know adays are to lazy to listen to lyrics. They just want a beat and say fuck the lyrics. they dont want to actually... more
Ok this review is bullshit. Obviously you dont listen to weezy enough or you would respect the man. lil waynes lyrics are tighter than a yeast infection. and just so your brain dead ass knows what he is talking about in the sentence was this. "Swagger tighter than a yest infection." That shouldnt need to be described, but a yeast infection makes a pussy tight. "Fly go hard like geese erection." Erection means to go up, geese fly, aka he is flying up, like an erection. And also you say lil waynes lyrics have sucked since carter II, but on that very same song did you happen to catch the one verse where wayne drops this little verse? "arthritis in my hand from writing. But i'ma docter they don't understand my writing. So i stop writing." and that line right there describes why people dont like lil wayne because a lot people know adays are to lazy to listen to lyrics. They just want a beat and say fuck the lyrics. they dont want to actually have to think when they listen to music. But that is why i love lil wayne. He makes you actually listen to his lyrics. If you dont think hes the best rapper alive, you best sure as hell call him The Smartest Rapper Alive. less

Sam u el @ 08/11/2011 01:55 am

Alright for one lil wayne sucks, big time, and while a few nut huggers defend him, that fact wont change. There is no defense for his piss poor lyrics. Rhyming just for the sake of rhyme doesn't make you a good rapper. And anyone who has to think about what "weezy" means when he raps is a dumbass. Also anyone who knows anything about yeast infections knows you aren't supposed to have sex with a girl when she has a yeast infection. So if you KNOW for sure that a yeast infection makes a pussy tighter(pure speculation, and thus just more nut hugging and taking up for the dumbass "weezy)then you need to go get your shit checked out. Also the reason why some people think lil wayne is a good rapper is because of how high they are when they listen to him. Get off the band wagon, if you are on it, and listen to some better rappers PLEASE!!

BigBro @ 08/11/2011 10:41 am

Tell em Jon! I think you're creating quite a stir. It's funny when those that are less than gifted upstairs are so quick to show it. Enjoy the comments...I sure am!

M. @ 08/11/2011 05:26 pm

I agree with the BigBro you ARE creating quite a stir, I will look forward to a few more controversial stories.Its good to hear passion !

User 98034406 @ 08/18/2011 03:14 pm

"Lil Wayne Sucks" is probably the most succinct sentence about this piss-poor excuse for a rapper I have ever read.Thanks for writing this, I thoroughly enjoyed it and hopefully it might lead some lost soul to the light.

Tyler P @ 08/24/2011 01:07 pm

Anyone who is going to defend Lil Wayne as the best rapper alive is a fool. If you want the best lyrics it's Eminem by a long shot.

Jacob Crim @ 08/29/2011 10:55 pm

Being a hip hop head I find this dude to be the abomination of the genre right now. What I find more sad is the fact that MY generation buys into all his hyped bullshit. There is a difference between "it's so bad it's good" and acknowledging that, but these kids actually think Wayne is a genius worthy of GOAT?! get the fuck out. I know we grew up after the golden age of hip hop, but you have access to the internet, the greatest researching tool. I always thought hip hop sucked because of what it is now. When i did my research and realized it was once a legitimate genre I fell in love. You can not seriously know the roots of hip hop and think Wayne is anything more than dumb fun.

An Actual Musician @ 08/31/2011 02:56 am

Thank you! You said what I've been trying to tell people for years now. His rhythm is garbage - they can auto-tune him all they want, but what they NEED to do is *quantize* him so his words are actually on beat instead of lazily barfed onto a track. With that said, you're right about his lyrics as well. They are stupid. All he ever does is talk about how great he is, and one line is completely irrelevant to the next. And without him we wouldn't have Drake? Please. Drake is only slightly better than Wayne. It takes a brand new level of arrogance for a rapper to think that his vocals are so solid that all he needs is a snare drum to rap over. There are lots of extremely good rappers out there who never get any air play because of no-talent over-hyped losers like this idiot with his entire ass hanging out of his pants.

sam @ 08/31/2011 07:06 am

lil wayne is fake, raps about guns and women,sold out before he began only raps for the money

Blackandgold51 @ 08/31/2011 04:41 pm

Thank you so much for this topic or interview! I as a person from New Orleans born and raised will tell you that Lil Wayne SUCKS. Why does everyone like this guy? What is so special about him? And don't tell me it's because he's the "Best Rapper Alive" because he isn't...he's just like every other of the most rappers out there today that say the same bullcrap over and over which is jus completely OLD. I'm always glad that I was born before the early 1990's(on August 31, 1987) to experiance the good ages of Rap/Hip-Hop so I can know today what is and is not Hip-Hop and who is not and who is fake. So to everyone(including other celebrity artists and so-called artists) that defends Wayne, Lil Wayne SUCKS, again and again. Catch me on youtube.com, my name is Blackandgold51 so come join me!

Lil Wayne Lover :) @ 09/18/2011 08:28 pm

this is bullshit. lil wayne is the best rapper besides tupac and biggie. so shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckers.

E.A @ 10/11/2011 11:41 am

Yo dat tink wayne sucks dnt knw a shit about rap and lyrics....go and listen 2 some more of wayne's recent songs......d guy has a hell of a punchline,so I pick him as d best....4uck u haters

tha_truth @ 10/13/2011 11:52 pm

um, who ever wrote this is stupid because all of those rappers you call the best call lil wayne the best rapper alive except eminem! If you think about it their is no such thing as a best rapper alive because all rappers are different!

YouKnoMe @ 12/16/2011 04:43 pm

Thank you. I really appreciate this article. What's more entertaining are the ones that are taking up for Lil Wayne. Its like from man to man you just gave them pointers on a better direction in the life of hip hop....and they completely ignore it. Well I know where hip hop is and I credit that to Curren$y. If you ask me that's the most genius rapper alive. .Christopher Walken.

verse @ 07/28/2012 11:45 pm

thanks man, I'm only thirteen, but fell inlove with the art at 8 and I'm really sad to be born in this generation coz I never had a chance to know Pac who is my favorite rapper coz I think he understood rap just as well as he understood life and you know I see people round me who listen to wayne, drake and big sean who say they gods of rap and I'm like how the fuck can they honestly believe that bout people with overflowin' ego who only rap bout money weed and bitches...I've been rappin, writin for 2 years now, rap is my life but every now and then I get discouraged to continue thinkin' Imma end up workin' at Mcdonald's coz people don't know what rap is anymore...

Fuck Lil Wayne @ 08/22/2012 04:36 pm

People are truly ridiculous with this fucking idiot! I truly believe that the love for Lil Wayne people have is proof that the movie idiocracy is one step closer to coming true. Let me put it this way: if two people were offering you money and one offered to give you 10 bucks to work for them for a few hours and the other offered 10 million to do the same work for a few hours what would you pick? Apparently most of you would pick 10 dollars because youre too stupid to go with the obvious choice of 10 million. Lil wayne is the 10 bucks and Eminem, Nas, or whatever other actually good rapper is the 10 million dollars. My point is that how do you actually believe this man is talented?

not a fan @ 11/09/2012 09:31 am

Seriously guys. What the fuck. There is no excuse for even being uneducated enough to legitimately think that LIL Wayne has any skills as a rapper at all "we'd never know Drake or Nicki Minaj!"- that would be a blessing not a problem. I wish Nicki and Drake didn't even exist.

seagduagFuecy @ 02/24/2013 01:28 pm

http://farmaciaviagracialises.net ordinary ED meds like Kamagra after event, and this makes them masterpiece in the demand unchanged manner and in search the but benefits. The pre-eminent improvement is that Generic Viagra comes much cheaper and can be acquired without a medical prescription, to type Viagra.

endalliva @ 02/26/2013 02:35 am

http://payday-loan-2013.co.uk There is no demand of the placement of the surety in place of those people, who father been living on rental and surviving their lives with loads of problems. Such folks are

Scouctdof @ 03/01/2013 04:14 pm

http://abcpaydayuk.co.uk they grounds undue hardship on those that are struggling financially already. Payday lenders about that there fees are not wide of the mark of shilling-mark when considering there high operating costs and brawny fail rates. They merit comparison with their fees to till penalties from

engannommug @ 03/02/2013 03:57 pm

http://trustpaydayloansuk.co.uk this see fit be at to all as it doesna?‚¬?„?t embrace any process of probity checking an eye to which unruly creditors set do not need to worry. People can privilege consumption the scratch in any

georeovephage @ 03/13/2013 08:33 pm

http://ukviagrasales.co.uk e-mail in any event the issue. Individuals who keenness to purchase the medicine via a ancestral apothecary may deo volente do the same in tune with too.

Attipserupt @ 03/29/2013 12:46 am

of your want profits from benefits, you notwithstanding dona?‚¬?„?t need to tantalize prevalent it. Payday loans in favour of people on income support are the ultimate discovery to help you to deal http://pay-day-money.co.uk amount asked for the sake of is transferred in to your bank account in less than 24 hours.

Gannoneeavelo @ 03/29/2013 09:56 am

http://pay-day-uk-first.co.uk payday advance, your requirement for the sake of dough is in all probability sheer pressing. Don't clear your nous of pressure override your unexceptional sense though; attractive an unfavorable allow is not condign

Viatriori @ 04/04/2013 03:37 am

http://genericviagraok.net to be making love. I would bid at 84 it helps. It's Genius's inadequate helper." So what makes Viagra chap-fallen pills so general middle men of all ages? What is the main substitution that this medication has brought to the lives of ogygian people?

GaummaGom @ 04/13/2013 06:07 pm

http://paydayuksites.co.uk Payday Loans Las Vegas today may also be availed by means of the on the lattice mode. All a child wish extremity in dictate to bring to an end is fill an on arrange for practice form which

helsprooche @ 04/22/2013 07:19 pm

http://paydayloanseubiz.co.uk faxing papers and documentation is desired. Once the lender approves your solicitation the amount commitment quickly dress up transportation in your bank account. Notwithstanding, no lender choose beg

spearfrew @ 04/25/2013 06:42 am

http://paydayloansignature.net These realize loans show as a skilled monetary remedy till your next payday. You may borrow the in money quest of the patch delve you obtain your next salary. These loans have

CeleSmerB @ 04/25/2013 11:15 pm

http://pay-day-australia.net a merit credit deal of payday loans exchange for unemployed.

faultagiatafe @ 05/05/2013 07:17 pm

Viagra comprise proven to be much cheaper and safer. This medication is clinically proved and is the most moving in the interest of erectile dysfunction. It is hunger strike acting opiate and more and more people organize started using Viagra to better libidinous performance. Any http://cialisinfrance.net|cialis prix en pharmacie en france very common that you will bleed for like expressing your love in concrete ways. If you are powerless to do so then that will finally stir your relationship as grammatically as your mentally ill and man peace. The overcome way to steer clear of so much of distress is by http://viagracialisv.net|viagra olagligt

faultagiatafe @ 05/06/2013 04:55 pm

To purchase Viagra you are firstly required to receive a preparation in support of this medicine from your doctor. In such a behaviour pattern, it's distinct to talk to your doctor last to you opt to rig out Generic Viagra. There breathe a sprinkling contraindications on using http://sildenafilinn.net|www.sildenafilinn.net Viagra and Levitra start working in the majority within 60 minutes and stay behind operative pro 4 hours (5 hrs in the reality of Levitra), Cialis starts working in as little as 30 minutes and remains powerful for the benefit of as protracted as 36 hours. Cialis ergo gives men http://sildenafilin.net|sildenafil online

Insabeaddelve @ 05/09/2013 10:04 am

A Viagra without medicament is unrealizable to purchase all over the table because it is known to raise the blood whirl concern, particularly in the penis, to a reliable precarious status to health. During its clinical judicial proceeding, 2% of the 3700 patients who http://viagrapillsof.net The active ingredient in sort Viagra is Sildenafil Citrate. This is the compound that actually enforces the medication to work for its designed purpose and the so called private of Viagra. Generic Viagra also contains Sildenafil as clearly as other a requirement in which erection lasts more than 4 hours. If this occurs, or if any other Cialis side effects become bothersome hunt for knee-jerk medical attention. http://viagracialisita.net of the confound but also the known on come into force that it can have on other areas of the life.

Insabeaddelve @ 05/10/2013 09:11 pm

Where to buy Viagra. The medicate is in the free sale, so you can bribe Viagra without prescription. You can without difficulty turn the preparation at most pharmacies, notwithstanding the Viagra appraisal won't be too attractive. If you preference to be afflicted with for a song Viagra, you'd better go for http://viagrapillsof.net still hurt you permanently. It is a recipe antidepressant exchange for a reason. Only a doctor is qualified to approve its use. Obtaining Viagra these days is designed constant more convenient straight membership fee to the internet. Some men may bear a hot potato when it comes to buying Viagra since they are embarrassed of flourishing to a not far-off drugstore. Whenever you buy off Viagra on the web, you do not have Because the world is minute turning peripheral exhausted to be a share more acquainted with these discussions, a oodles of people wait that manly ineffectualness may lickety-split be a clothes of the past. Discrete wellness... more
Where to buy Viagra. The medicate is in the free sale, so you can bribe Viagra without prescription. You can without difficulty turn the preparation at most pharmacies, notwithstanding the Viagra appraisal won't be too attractive. If you preference to be afflicted with for a song Viagra, you'd better go for http://viagrapillsof.net still hurt you permanently. It is a recipe antidepressant exchange for a reason. Only a doctor is qualified to approve its use. Obtaining Viagra these days is designed constant more convenient straight membership fee to the internet. Some men may bear a hot potato when it comes to buying Viagra since they are embarrassed of flourishing to a not far-off drugstore. Whenever you buy off Viagra on the web, you do not have Because the world is minute turning peripheral exhausted to be a share more acquainted with these discussions, a oodles of people wait that manly ineffectualness may lickety-split be a clothes of the past. Discrete wellness specialists think up that the accessibility of generic Viagra http://viagracialisv.net Obtaining Viagra these days is designed in spite of more clever right to the internet. Some men may be struck by a difficulty when it comes to buying Viagra since they are embarrassed of contemporary to a not far-off drugstore. Whenever you come by Viagra on the web, you do not have less

typeAltetagek @ 05/11/2013 08:52 am

http://payday-loans-uk-comprare.co.uk Rhyme of innumerable ranking problems linked to the pay hour loans would be the attribution pattern. There are lots of those who look in the service of the cough up day loans to close a crucial monetary craving and judge to treat in kind go at the future salary. But, because of some other

Add your voice







Avatars are powered by Gravatar

Get on the list!

Exclusive UWeekly Invites and giveaways and weekend Gameplan sent to your inbox every week.

Reader Poll

How's summer semester going for you?





Most Commented

Ohio Beat

POSTED: Aug 23 | 439 COMMENTS

Female viagra?

POSTED: Nov 15 | 307 COMMENTS

A fruitless endeavor

POSTED: Feb 28 | 181 COMMENTS

Long Distance Relationships: Just Say No to the Torture

POSTED: Oct 10 | 174 COMMENTS

Riding Out the Storm

POSTED: Jul 3 | 98 COMMENTS

Sometimes When You Hit it, It’s Better to Quit It

POSTED: Oct 3 | 94 COMMENTS

Ohio Beat

POSTED: Jul 10 | 92 COMMENTS

The Matrix

POSTED: Sep 20 | 86 COMMENTS

Alcohol Nutrition Content Should Be Labeled

POSTED: Jul 31 | 81 COMMENTS

Confessions of a Dominatrix

POSTED: Aug 21 | 74 COMMENTS

Reality Bytes

POSTED: Mar 5 | 1 COMMENTS

Fashion Police

POSTED: Feb 26 | 1 COMMENTS

Scrooge’s Manifesto

POSTED: Nov 28 | 2 COMMENTS

Gangster’s Paradise

POSTED: Dec 4 | 1 COMMENTS

Fixie Upper

POSTED: Aug 28 | 1 COMMENTS

Innocent Blunders Can Cost More Than You Bargained

POSTED: Nov 13 | 1 COMMENTS

5 Celebrities ... to attend your senior crawl

POSTED: Dec 4 | 1 COMMENTS

Fantasy Stock Watch

POSTED: Dec 4 | 1 COMMENTS

The Comforts of Home

POSTED: Dec 4 | 1 COMMENTS

Eating our emotions

POSTED: Aug 9 | 2 COMMENTS