I guess we won the mfin’ Rose Bowl. Catch UWeekly this week in stands Wednesday for probably like 11 articles and columns on the subject, but for now, just enjoy life. As for Terrelle Pryor, this is how you ought to feel:

As for the rest of the Buckeyes: wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

In the words of the late great Dale Earnhardt, “Bury that monkey!” Lots that needs work, but hot damn was that a good game. A truly inspired game plan executed very, very well by the young Buckeyes. Why are these rebuilding seasons always so good? I don’t want to plagiarize my own future column(s), but eff everyone who called Pryor an arm-punter or a bust or -come on- a wide receiver. Seriously. You all fail football. FOREVER.

P.S. We need a real line coach. kthanxbai!