Voinovich Retires; Migrates to Florida
He’s been a Governor, Lt. Governor, the Mayor of Cleveland, and now a Senator. But now Sen. George Voinovich will retire from politics at the age of 72, after his term is up in 2010. It is being speculated that Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner or Lt. Governor Lee Fisher could run for his office […]
Skybus model airplanes
I was looking around on the internet trying to find a decent-sized photo of the Skybus logo today for something we are running about them in tomorrow’s newspaper, and an ad came up for a Skybus model airplane.
Take a look. This was Skybus’ signature plane, the “Spirit of Columbus”
Apparently there’s been quite an interest in […]
CNN, MSNBC: McCain, Obama Winners with 0% Reporting
While I don’t doubt the headlines are correct, it’s still somewhat amusing.
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Funny Lantern Poll
Don’t know when this was posted (so I don’t know how long they’ve had it running, could have just been put up), but I thought this was pretty amusing.
NBC4: Be on the Lookout for a “Silver or God” Chevy Blazer
Man… God is going to be pissed.
(Thankfully NBC4 just switched over to HD, in order to provide this stunning, vibrant picture)
State Rep. Shows High Schoolers Nudie Pic
Here’s today’s dose of “yes this actually happened” news:
A state politician who was giving a lecture to high school students inserted a data memory stick into a computer and the projected image of nude woman appeared on a screen, the state highway patrol said.
By the sound of it, the USB stick had a whole folder […]
Idiotic Big Ten Network Ad
Check out this asinine ad for the Big Ten Network that’s currently up on The Lantern homepage.
“ACT NOW OR YOU’LL MISS YOUR OHIO STATE GAMES”
Apparently whoever is doing marketing for the Big Ten Network isn’t very familiar with their scheduling or programming: they only had the rights to air the first two OSU football games […]
If You Read Only One Story Today About a Flamingo…
…please, oh please let it be this one involving a flamingo, Jack Hanna, and an airport turnstile.
Jungle Jack Hanna, ladies and gentlemen.
“Inspirational Reading” According to Giant Eagle
So, I went over to the Giant Eagle last night to pick up some stuff and I happen to walk past the magazine/book section- check out what’s on top of the ‘Inspirational Reading’ stand.
Ah yes, because when life gets me down, I find inner peace from a boy wizard named Harry Potter.
NewsCenter’s 3 Degree Guarantee Off by About 700 Degrees
The great thing about watching Columbus NewsCenter on Fox 28 and ABC 6 is that not only do you get to hear about all the national news you read about the day before on the internet, but you also occasionally get to see stuff like this.
(Actually that’s not fair, considering all local news stations […]