NBC Affiliate Gets Goo All Over Their Faces
Update: No doubt incredibly embarrassed by their on-air blunder, WAGT contacted YouTube to have the original video clip removed, but not before it was viewed well over 100,000 times, thanks readers on this article from digg and Fark. You can still click the picture to the right to see what humiliated this crack news team from Augusta, Georgia.
And not surprisingly, no, the station has not responded to my request for a comment.
A few days ago there was a story making the rounds on the news wires about Krispy Kreme introducing a new donut that would be made of whole wheat and low on calories.
NBC affiliate WAGT in Augusta picked up on this hard-hitting story, however it looks like they don’t exactly have an eagle-eyed production staff in the newsroom when you look at the on-screen graphic they used in their report. Watch the YouTube video below or click the image above for an enlarged still. Clip removed by YouTube, replaced with duplicate
That’s right it’s Krispy Kreme, the whole wheat donut that, according to WAGT in Augusta, Georgia, is so good you’ll suck dick for it.
This is what happens when you hire idiots that get their on-air graphics from a Google Search without even looking at the results.
(Thanks Andy!)
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Uh, dude - the only idiot is you. Maybe your post would actually be funny if anyone could read the garbled text on this low res video.
Mark’s a bright one, eh? Can’t actually read the article to see there’s a direct link to the video still in the topmost image.
Commenter # 2 wins the internet.
Mark, you’re not too bright are you? If you clicked on either image, you would have clearly seen what he was talking about. Have you considered tutoring?
Mark, you certainly are a dumb motherfucker.
I, too, think Mark sucks.
Then it is settled. Mark sucks.
Yeah, what kind of a stupid name is Mark, anyway?
The only thing that would suck more than Mark is TWO Marks!
Mark is the 133t SUX0R!!!11
Mark sucks more than anything has sucked before…
I felt the need to re-open the topic on Mark being a dumbshit, and possibly raise the issue of having him put to sleep.
It Says “So good. Mark sucks dick.”
I wonder if that baby batter filling from the donuts being so good is low calorie. I know it does wonders for your complexion..so my wife says.
Oh.. yeah - MARK IS A DUMBASS
dont worry mark these guys are saying you suck dick as they themselves raise up from thier keyboards in thier mothers basement after having just jerked off to “t-girl island” yet again and they wonder what a real vagina looks like…not one on the internet that has been abused but a vagina that is fresh… BUT THEN AGAIN THEY PROBLY JUST WISH THEY HAD SOMEONES DICK TO SUCK…. this is my opion and i am not wrong
Mark sucks. That is all.
I’ve got a Mark just like him.
In my y-fronts.
I thought Mark sucked, then I read mephistopolizz’s post.
He just blows.
mephistopolizz, is that you Mark? Oh by the way, you suck.
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hahaha that’s so f&ck%ng funny, how stupid are they? and yes mark is an ass
Give it up for Mark and Mephistopolizz! One unable to read or properly use his eyes, the other can’t spell. “this is my opion and i am not wrong” - classic statement of the year.
I think BOTH of you could use some of them donuts.
mephistopolizz : “fresh vagina”? that’s something only a Mark would say.
In Mark’s defense, I’ll say with direct authority that he does suck & quite well.
Almost good enough to get a Krispy Kreme doughnut for his efforts. I tossed him a bagel instead…
Thanks again Mark!
I thought Mark sucked, but I now see that mephistopolizz sucks even harder, way to go douche. You can both go & get donuts & suck each other.
Mephistopolizz, Mark called, he wants his f*ck*ng suck back!
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Mark.= PWNT!
Mark = Suck
Mephistopolizz = Douche
RAE = Gives bagels for blowjobs
Goddamn. I love this place.
www.meatswing.com = mark and mephistopolizz
What can I say, other than I do suck. Oh well
Mark really helps support my proposal that “therapeutic euthenasia” be a viable medical treatment.
I guess that NBC affiliate really pays a lot of attention to copyright law.
That is FAKE!
haha mark likes penis
Mark works for crispy cream and is the official spokesperson for their dick sucking goodness
Ordinarily I wouldn’t post on something from Augusta, Georgia, but this is just too good not to share.
What the fuck is wrong with Augusta, Georgia you fucking elitist prick. I am sorry that you are to good for this city. I am not from there, nor have I ever been there, but I don’t go around acting as if a town/city isn’t good enough for me to post shit about. Fuck you.
Angelina- It is not. Everyone here knows for a fact that Mark likes penis.
There’s nothing wrong with Augusta, Georgia - but this blog is focused more on Columbus, Ohio and I wasn’t expecting someone to submit it to Fark.
By the way, all these comments against Mark are golden. They stay.
mephistopolizz, I doubt that you have ever seen a real vagina. See, the vagina is the bit up inside, where you need special tools and lights and stuff to see. You can look it up on Wikipedia, if you’d don’t believe me. As for Mark, so he whinged about the video quality. Who among us hasn’t hit the Send button after two Lite beers on an empty stomach and lived to regret it? C’monnn… Admit it.
What the shit, any ass-eyed designer should have noticed that. Maybe they’re related to softheaded, non-zoom using internet jizz catcher Mark.
I hereby expose Mark as the leader of the Pen15 club.
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Have fun with that whole “sucking at life” thing, Mark.
luvs2spooge, it is very bad form to out others like that. Common courtesy requires that you let an individual out him- or herself. Are you going to out your other fellow ‘members’ of the pen15 club, too, or only your leader?
Mark? Isn’t that the sound that a hairlipped dog makes?
Mark… you be be a great goalie for my dart team.
You got a stupid penalty!
are we still stating that mark sucks like….uh….mark?
Wow! Mark, you really should consider retiring you penis now. Not doing so would be a great disservice to your country and quite possible the human race. “Markism” is a deadly disease with no treatment or cure. It can be passed down to future generations. Please Mark, do it for us… do it for humanity!
My butt-hole = Mark.
Hi Mark, you’re awesome!
I used to work for Mark, and I’m really getting a kick out of all these replies…
Hi Mark! You’re swell!
I proudly give Mark
A Dumbass Award!
last time i stuck my dick through a doughnut it felt so good
Awww…it didn’t show up
Go here to get your award Mark!
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h161/logicalkitty/dacopy.jpg
Mark puts brown town on the map!
Mark is the suckiest suck that ever sucked in sucktown, county of suck, in the suck province of the united states of SUCK.
Yeah, Mark’s an idiot.
The progression of Mark:
1) X Marks the spot…
2) On Your Mark…
3) Mark Swallows…
Not necessarily in that order…
I saw Mark on Conan last night and he sucked so hard the sides of the television caved in.
Who’s Mark and why does he love sucking cock just as much as that lady whore on the news? And what the fuck is wrong with this picture?
You guys are such assholes.
Ahahah Mark is such a freaking douche bag. Hey mark come here, I want you to suck the cream filling out of my C0CK!!! Never mind, you’re mom’s cheaper and has better suction.
P.S. Mark sucks and he loves the C0CK….
B==========D~~~~ (-_-)
Yeah, that guy…Damn it, I messed up.
Yeah, I just got an email to watch this video and to post that “Mark Sucks”. Man, this Mark sucking thing is spreading like wildfire.
Die in a fire Mark.
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How can one little POS leave such a lasting mark on a website?
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Not to take the focus off of Mark here, but has anyone actually been able to find this image on the Internet? I tried google and yahoo image searches with no luck. I am thinking either scam or graphic artist at the TV station did it on purpose.
After witnessing his crucifixion here, myself and a small band of mostly feral retards and marsupials have realized him as Jesus II, or Jesus part deux, if you like.
If anyone can contribute a couple barrels of wine and some pcp, we’re planning on a hoedown in his honor in downtown Manhattan, all are welcome, especially those with, as our beloved St. Mephistopolizz of Vagina, would say, “real vaginas”.
You do all realize, of course, that this whole thing is just a prank perpetrated by Matthew, Luke, and John, right?
Im not this Mark…but on behalf of all Mark’s in this world, I feel shame.
Does anyone realize that Mark spelled backwards is Kram…..like in to kram cock in the mouth…..just an observation
Hey, Mark. I take it back. You don’t suck. I’m a total fuckwad assprick for saying what I said. I really am a jerk. I clean my cat’s litter box with my bare hands.
Gimme a hug.
MARK SUCKS!!
Join the MySpace group at:
http://groups.myspace.com/marksuckseverything
You forgot the progression to skidMark. Way to suck mark
The City of Chicago has officially deemed March 2nd as “Mark is a Dumb Shit Day”. We all get to leave work at 2pm. Thanks Mark!
Hi guys,
I’m Mark’s father, and I’ve got to tell you. I’m embarrassed. He’s a total asshat.
I’m glad you feel that way, Mark’s Father, because I’m the one who carried that dumb little shit inside me for 9 months. What an awful experience! God, I felt so retarded!
This is Mark’s mom signing in. Sorry guys, I thought I was taking a dump when Mark was born. My bad.
I’ve had mark, and he was rubbish. I can assure you all that he does not suck. He kind of ‘gobbles’ -like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
Mark’s penis is small. I saw it once.
Wow I used to think that mark sucks, but now, I realize the full extent of the sucking, and my god, it’s bad. I mean, if you stood kevin federline next to Mark, federline would actually rule because of the enormous contrast of the ludicrously sucky mark and the only very sucky kevin federline.
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no u
We are so ashamed to be associated with any Mark now, including Marky Mark that from now, it’s just The Funky Bunch.
What is a Mark? A smudge on a wall? The sound of a hare-lipped dog? “Mark! Mark! Mark!”
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I’m full of this white shit,WTF!!!!!!.
In an effort to better understand the enigma of Mark, we must all ask ourselves, WWMD?
The only answer is, He would suck, so sayth the Mark.
Fuck you guys! Seriously this type of abuse is illegal. ILLEGAL! I could have you arrested for this stuff. Fuck this grainy video! Fuck this blog! Fuck you!
I’m awesome because I’m not Mark.
Fuck you, Mark.
I’m Mark’s lawyer, and I must object to this slanderous treatment of my client. The fact that he is a heaping pile of cow dung does not give anyone the right to soil his name with this “suck” language. Anyone who knows Mark knows that he does not suck. He bends over and takes it like a man.
Get it right or get sued.
I once saw Mark in a show with a donkey down in TJ.
Damn did I feel sorry for that donkey.
Random Surfer … found via Google Images on this MySpace page .. www.myspace.com/mamaspussy.
Oh yeah, and Mark sucks!
How do you get so much suction with that hairlip?
Doh!! This link should work .. www.myspace.com/mamaspussy
PS .. Mark still sucks!
Let this be a lesson for all you kids out there. Never open your yap and offer “your opion” without all the facts. Best make sure you know what your talking about before you receive 96 public lashings(and counting).
Mark, you have a gooey mark on your face. You must really like those KK doughnutz.
Almost so good you will suck Mark. Almost…,
102nd! Fuck you Mark!
Remember me! Remember me as a leader… a prophet… of all things sucky.
God is all powerful.
God would not create something that sucks as much as Mark.
Mark does exist.
Therefore God does not exist.
If you read Mark backwards, squint you eyes, and swap all the letters … Mark spells Suck.
Mark went to Duke.
Mark you’re awesome. you’re dick sucking skill is impetuous. You suck’em like your life depended on it. Keep up the sucking!!
PS you really suck. dick.
In light of new evidence i have revised my theories on the nature of black holes. They are not the result of enormous gravity wells formed by a singularities, but rather, the result of an enormously poweful “vortex of suck” formed by Mark
My name used to be mark but I realized that it is such a lame name that I’ve changed it to steve
“Mark?” Isn’t that the sound a dog with a harelip makes?
brownmullet, i was the donkey in TJ, and i have to tell you that mark was just wonderful. i left my girlfriend and now live with him in a cave.
Mark sucks to infinity x 2.
Chuck Norris says Mark SUCKS! Disagree with me. I dare YOU!
Mark!?!? Is that you?? Gosh, I haven’t seen the top of your head since those dorm days back in Duke. You and your garbled text were sooo cute!
Someone beat me too it.
http://marksucks.org/
Dont rag on mark to hard, he is a mod at fark.
Come home for dinner tonight son.
Mark,
Brittney Spears, Paris Hilton, and the corpse of Anna Nicole Smith just called and said that you are giving vaccuous idiots a bad name
My tears cure aids, but I will not cure Mark.
I’m mark’s mouth. Give me all the dicks in the world. I wanna suck them all!!
I too, clicked on a link for Krispy-dick-Kreamery goodness, only to roll my eyes at Mark’s suck-ass comment. Way to go interblags!
Fuck you Mark.
Suck it, Trebek. And Mark too, you suck it too Mark.
“Mark is the suckmaster.” my dick said.
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Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? If you do then you’ve had my dick in your mouth. HA!
Mark blows goats…I have proof !!!
Mark? Call me.
Mark? Call me…
555-Marksucks
Krispy Kremes - so good Mark will suck your dick!
i enjoy donuts and teH cock.
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hey mark,.. The town of suck dick called.. they want their number one citizen back. heh
hey mark, germany called. they wanted to leave you a message.
The message is as follows:
Good riddance.
I think I used to work for this fella. It would be too much of a coincidence that the two suckiest people I have ever met in my life would have the exact same name.
Still at it eh, you donkey fucker. Give my regards to your wife. She sucks a mean one, too.
If you took all the things in the universe that did not suck, and put them in a room, then took all the things that do suck, but don’t suck big giant dicks and put them in that room, then you would have nothing left on the outside of that room except my ex-girlfriend and mark. And Mark would be too busy going to town on a big fat jizz dripping dick to realize that my whore of an ex-girl friend was trying to chew through the door of that room to get the fuck away from such a douche filled ass-clown. Die and rot in hell mark, if they will even have your lame ass..
dear mark
yall left yer pube trimmins up in my bed and that crisco aint gonna throw itself away. My ass smells like mommas biscuits. See u friday!
Mark puts the ’suck’ in suck
Funny! That was quite a mess-up on TV.
And the expression on the lady’s face is like, “Yes! It’s true!”
The reason Mark couldn’t read the text in the video is due to his poor eyesight, from taking too many shots in the eye during his years as a male prostitute.
Mark is a big blubbering vagina. And so is Jennifer for changing the subject.
Mark does’nt suck as much as I do!
It is a streetlight
I don’t like donuts; I would just rather have the dicks.
The only people I see in this thread sucking dick are Drew and Fark’s legions of ball washers.
Shouldn’t you people be ranting about how someone somewhere said they believed in God, or that someone runs Vista?
I am worried less about how scientology sucks ass. I am more worried about Mark trying to suck my ass. He feltches school children on the weekend (because, well..you know, they have class all day during the week).
Heya folks, just wanna tell you that
we’re getting full down here, the amount
of bodily fluids is just too much to bear
at the moment. I suggest alternate route
through the sphincter, the hole for his
colostomy bag, or the entry point for his
insulin tube. This also provides more than
enough orifices for multiplayer action (groups
please RSVP).
Thanks for your patience,
Mr. S. Tomach
P.S. I’m in his body and I can tell you for sure
that Mark does indeed suck, almost too much.
I knew I should have thrown away that last batch of bad sperm. This shit’s insane.
I think he gets it, that’s enough Markisms for one day
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