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Fashion Police
Bonk Bonk!
D'OH!
Ah the Simpsons. An all-time classic television show that's been on for about as long as I've been alive and that's actually been funny for about half of it. Now look, simply wearing a Homer Simpson T-shirt isn't very cool but I can let it slide. However, the fact that you actually seem to have taken the time to match your Simpsons T-shirt to your tennis shoes is, in the words of Comic Book Guy, the "worst look ever".
Much too much
Sometimes reading a little bit of fashion advice (anywhere other than this column, that is) can be a dangerous thing. Here we have a poor confused young woman who read in another magazine that "layering" is a hip look for spring. Well sweetie, I certainly don't think they meant you should layer using all the blankets and drapes in your apartment. You look like a JoAnn's fabric store came to life and is walking down High Street.
Early for Easter
Ladies, I'm going to single out just two of you but this applies to anyone who wants to wear that absurd sweats and Ugg boot combination in public. What on Earth possibly would make you think pink and lime green or yellow is a good color combination? You are all walking around looking like damn Easter Eggs!
Originally Published: April 1, 2009
