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By Alysse Shaheen

Britney Spears on a 6-month sex ban

After the release of her fake and non-existent sex tape, Britney Spears is getting ready for her comeback with her new album "Circus" in December. According to Celebitchy, Britney Spears's dad Jamie banned her from having sex for the next six month to prevent any bumps in the road on her way back to the top. Her parents think that a lot of bad decision making was because of men, and want her to stay away from men. The source says, "Their (Jamie and Lynn Spears) worst nightmare is that she gets involved with someone else who's just trying to use her for her money or to further their own career." Good luck, Britney! Anyone wanna bet how long until she cracks?

Warning to all orphans: Lindsay wants to adopt

Lately Lindsay Lohan has been semi-vocal on her political and social standards views, bashing Sarah Palin, and making other lame attempts to stay current despite her non-existent movie career. But Lindsay is pulling a Brad and Angelina by already starting to make plans to adopt a child. She told Marie Claire magazine, "She is happier than ever since finding love with DJ Samantha Ronson and is looking forward to the future. After experiencing a difficult childhood and past few years, Lohan believes her life experience would make her a good mother." Does Lindsay know that babies can't get into clubs?

This week in crazy…

Former reality star Kelly Osbourne is the ambassador for "World Contraception Day." For her press duties she told New! Magazine, "I convinced myself I was pregnant when I was 13 and I hadn't even got my period…" She also told the magazine about her love of the free clinic. "I go three, maybe four times a year to get tested for sexually transmitted infection…" Wait…people bang Kelly Osbourne? We thought that her being ambassador for contraceptives meant that she was the inspiration for not having sex.

Originally Published: October 8, 2008

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