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Dirt on the Red Carpet
By Joseph Ivan
Happy Birthday!
Kate Gosselin has a birthday coming up! And I know what I'm getting her: condoms.
Reality TV News!
This week Donald Trump announced the cast for the new season of "Celebrity Apprentice," which includes Daryl Strawberry, Holly Robinson Peete, Cyndi Lauper, and Sinbad - proving once again that Donald Trump doesn't understand the word "celebrity."
'Za, 'Za, 'Za!
October is National Pizza Month! And Clay Aiken is celebrating by having his pie his favorite way: with sausage - lots and lots of sausage.
On that Note...
Speaking of national holidays, October 19 was National Evaluate Your Life Day. Something tells me Lindsay Lohan skipped this one...
This Beat is Sick!
In the new issue of Rolling Stone, Madonna revealed that she thinks Lady Gaga has that certain "it." And by "it," she means "syphilis."
Leave Kristen Alone!
In an interview with "Extra" this week, "Twilight" star Kristen Stewart complained that gossip columnists are way too hard on her, saying that "I go outside in a funky t-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What's wrong with her? She needs to invest in a hairbrush.'" And, you know what? She's right. So, K-Stew, on behalf of all celeb gossipers, I would like to apologize. We shouldn't be mocking your hair or the way you dress. We should be mocking your horrific face and your complete lack of talent.
OK, so that was a joke, but, seriously, Kristen, when are you going to do something about your hair? 'Cause you've been looking ROUGH.
Originally Published: October 21, 2009
