“Big Girl’s Don’t Cry”
Big girls also don’t piss their pants…publicly.
Sorry. I know this is a cheap shot, but I work in a restaurant that plays mostly top 40 hits over the radio. Consequently, I’ve been subjected to more Fergie (and Daniel Powter, and James Blunt, and Nickelback and on and on, but that’s another post) than even her staunchest supporters could stomach. So today, when I heard “Big Girl’s Don’t Cry” for the third time on the satellite radio loop, I decided it was time for decisive action. When I failed to think of any substantial or effective decisive action, I opted for the next best thing: a low blow. So I’m here to remind any Fergie fan who cares, or anyone who has clearly stopped believing their senses and decided she’s either “hot,” or “worth listening to,” or “not a harbinger of the forthcoming apocalypse,” that this woman pissed her pants onstage.
I know this doesn’t even remotely qualify as news, and it serves no other purpose than to be outright mean, but shit, wasn’t there a time when something like this was a career killer? Food for thought from your friends at Women Be Shoppin’.
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Here’s hoping that one day everyone in Rascal Flatts poops themselves on stage. It’s only fair.
srry but dis iz da style now days dats wat us gruls do!!!!!!!!
omg.i love fergie she is so wawsome cause i pee. in my pants ALL the time it is like so cool i dont think that you need to be making fun of her cause we all do it DUHHHH.i am out peace=]]miley
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Dude, that is not piss. That is orgasmic gash. It happens to big girls when they get the sex-encouraging factors going: warm weather, the right time of the month, the right company, the presence of the man(or woman) that will do the intercourse, the physical activity, and the wild fantasy going without anyone or anything to stop it.
The fact that she is a bitch, is a different story.
ma k’ha fatto fergie sotto i pantaloni?????????sembra ke se l’è fatta a dosso ihihihih XD
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wtf who peees ther pants on stange thats so stupide thats why we have bathrooms and toilets what a dum ass this is soo funny that we almost pissed our own pants lol right back to this tell us what u think we are interested lol lol lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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DEAR READER…
u suck balls
hahahaha shes a bitch
DEAR READERS…
WE ARE USING THER LAPTOPS THEY MIGHT REPORT US BUT WE DONT CARE THIS FUN DONT MATTER. U DONT HEAR FROM US ANY MORE WE ARE DEAD
SO WHAT CAN WE SAY NOW WE HATE FERGIE YA THATS ONE THING SOO.. WE WANT TO SAY WAT THE FUCK HOW DOES SOMEONE PISS THEIR PANTS? ALL WE WANT TO SAY IS THAT FERGIE SUCKS. OHH YA SHE IS A BITCH LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERS ALOT WE CAN SAY BUT THE POPO ARE IN BACK OF US LOL!!!!!
DEAR READERS THIS JUST IN ROXANA AND KARINA ARE DIEAD HAHAHA BUT IM SEREOUSE THER WAS ONE LAST THING THAT THEY WANTED TO SAY TO U THAT FERGIE SUCKS…WELL IF U WANNA TALK TO THEM TELL ME WHAT U WANNA SAY TO THEM AND I WILL TELL THEM BECAUSE I CAN TALK TO THE DEAD SO RIGHT BACK IGHT PEACE
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i hate it
hahaha i would still though
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hi fergie como yo no se tanto ingles creo k a fergie se le salio la pipi pero pobre k pena
fergie se iso pipi komo a de oler en ese concierto jajaja ya me imagino guacala
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I heard someone say “Fergie and the black guy pees” but I didn’t believe them until now.
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wish the politicians would think like this… lol…
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omfg she must be sweaty down there
looooool
Nothing against people having pee pants but this is sweat. It rolls down your face, neck chest and back unless it is absorbed by clothing ( i.e. the underarms and the crotch!)
@Yermama: it is NOT sweat, she actually admitted in an interview that she peed herself on stage.
…oh shit!!! look at her shorts! she peed?!! LoL!
I personaly hate fergie, i like the black eyed peas, but when she sings live, she sounds like a man, and now, i sware shes getin uglier by the day. She still has a kinda nice bod, but her face isnt agreeing with her. and now this, its discusting, who the hell pisses there pants in front of everyone, if you had to pee you should have held it in or waited until you were done preforming. I mean really, I had to hold my pee once for 2 hours, so it shouldnt be that hard to hold it, also she should have gone before she went on stage, i mean its not like she was preforming all day right? so i just think fergie is a dumb ass and she needs to stop singing solo, and let the rest of the black eyed peas take over.
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